butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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