So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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