This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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