I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
