I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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