sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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