piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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