what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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