Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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