I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
