last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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