i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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