Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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