no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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