it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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