Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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