so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I got inside last night via doggy door
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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