You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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