Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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