therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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