I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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