So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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