Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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