come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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