im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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