i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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