Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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