i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Porn is love you can see.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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