seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think my moral compass just broke
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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