Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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