there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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