Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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