i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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