Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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