I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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