More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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