No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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