the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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