I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
