guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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