i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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