ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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