Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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