wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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