At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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