Soap is not a condiment
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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