you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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