I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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