If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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