real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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